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Liquidity
“$18,400 in the pool”
The pool is the exit. A thin pool empties in a few sells.
Counts against: under $10,000
Evidence
Seven lines, each with a number, a source and a line it must not cross. Status below comes from the court's own calls to each service, not from a ping.
- Cases heard
- 7
- Waiting on the market
- 7
- Jurors seated
- 0
- Coins summoned
- 0
The seven lines
DexScreener
Market cap
“Valued at $240,000”
Tiny caps move on a single wallet's mood.
Counts against: under $25,000
DexScreener pair date
Age
“On the loose for 96 minutes”
A coin this new has no record to judge, and most rugs happen early.
Counts against: younger than 45 minutes
DexScreener venue
Curve
“Graduated to PumpSwap”
A coin that cannot fill its curve in six hours rarely finds the buyers later.
Counts against: still on the launch curve after 6 hours
Solana RPC, Jupiter audit as backup
Top 10 holders
“The top ten hold 41%”
Pools and the burn address are left out. What remains is how few hands can end it.
Counts against: over 35%
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Buys vs sells, 1h
“812 buys against 640 sells”
The direction of the crowd in the last hour.
Counts against: more sells than buys
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Price, 1h
“Down 18% in the hour”
A slide already in motion.
Counts against: down more than 15%
Who may stand trial. Coins between 20 minutes and 72 hours old with at least $3,000 of liquidity. Each coin once.
When a coin is dead. Liquidity down more than 60% from the trial, market cap down more than 70%, or the pair gone from the index.
Service health
Records are stored in Redis.
- Market data (DexScreener)New coins, liquidity, market cap, buys and sells, price, pair age, venuelive · 51s ago
- Holder index (Solana RPC, Jupiter backup)Top-10 share with pools and burn excludedlive · 50s ago
- Judge, layer 1 (Cloudflare Workers AI)Rulings while the free quota lastsnot wired
- Judge, layer 2 (GitHub Models)Rulings when layer 1 is outnot wired
- The clerk (rulebook)Rulings when both models are at lunchalways on
What the court does not do
Reading posts, chats or websites
By design. People write those, and a model can be talked into anything. The judge reads numbers only.
Bundle and dev-wallet tracing
Not yet. Doing it well needs paid data; until then the court says nothing rather than guess.
Volume and holder-count history
Not yet. The free sources give a snapshot, so the court judges the snapshot.
Advice
By design. A ruling is a call you score points on, not a reason to buy or sell.
Paying anyone
By design. The judge has no wallet, no key and no route to the signer, because there is no signer.
The judge reads numbers. It never touches money.
A tired cynic in a dark robe with a glowing visor and no face. It writes its ruling before the vote opens, and a SHA-256 seal keeps it from bending to how you voted.
Judge's intake slipform J-1
- In
- Seven numbers. No ticker, no name, no text a person wrote.
- Out
- Guilty or acquitted, two or three sentences, a confidence from 0 to 1.
- Never
- Keys, wallets, signatures or funds. It has no route to any of them.
Order of the bench
- 1Cloudflare Workers AITakes every case while its free daily quota lasts.not wired on this server
- 2GitHub ModelsTakes the case when the first runs out of quota or answers off-format twice.not wired on this server
- 3The clerkReads the ruling from a fixed rulebook over the same numbers. Never runs out.always on
An off-format answer gets one retry. A spent quota sends the case down the bench, and the courtroom shows the judge's chair empty while the clerk reads.